Sunday, April 04, 2004

Life Decisions
I have decided that I am going to run for president in 2016. yep, that's right. 2016 is the first year there is a presidential election after i turn 35 ... the age you must be to become president. therefore, i am going to start campaigning now and by 2016 i will have stirred up so much publicity and people who are down for the cause that there is no way i can't win. it's going to be sweet. i bet no one else has thought of the idea of campaigning for president for 10 years straight ... well i have dammit, and things are going to change around here.