Sunday, May 02, 2004

Gas Update

$2.13 ... 6 cents, 4 days.

and just as a little "in your face" to my good friend Jamund, I submit this article: Gasoline price could reach $3 per gallon

... MSNBC is saying so too.

but guess what else? oranges are good. its true. they're weird if you think about it too. they're all gross on the outside, not like anything you'd want to eat, but on the inside they're filled with deliciousness. thats the truth. word. you can take that one to the bank, put it in savings and collect 8 per cent interest for the next 20 years bitch.

I saw mean girls tonight. I love tina fey. whoever the main girl in that movie was ... she had a boob job. for seriously. her boobs are massive. like if you were on a plane that crashed into the ocean and you were sitting next to here, you'd be sitting pretty because you could just latch on to one of her fun bags and float around until rescuers came. again, bank, savings, interest.

oh yeah, that movie was A) funny, but B) long. I much preferred wet hot american summer, which i saw at the egyptian last night at midnight. that movie is filled with lots of brilliance.

also, i bought these shoes yesterday. girls have started writing me fan letters and throwing their panties at me on the street.

I also bought this watch:

its good to know a girl who works at the kenneth cole store. she has a discount. BOO YEAH! in your face target shoppers!

Kc would also like the world to know, she has a new boyfriend. I guess her regiment of 3 mystic tans a week is really paying off:

Oh yeah, and i won a copy of "school of rock" on DVD at a movie theater on friday just because i correctly identified the ex-female-cast-member of the upright citizens brigade as "the blonde one." It was awesome. then the girl who was asking the aforementioned trivia question in front of the movie theater packed with people (all 15 of them ... jack blacks movies are not popular anymore ... welcome to your 16th minute my friend) said the movie going public is stupid ... last time i checked YOU'RE the one working in a shitty movie theater on a friday night. I'd say that says something about your intelligence there doesn't it. ah yes. Game set match, me.

oh, her name is amy poehler by the way, i knew that.

and then theres this