Thursday, May 13, 2004

Hey Holmes, Don't Front My Set!
So here are a few things that are percolating around in my head at the moment.

The Vandals
the vandals were one of the best terrible bands ever. Now they're just terrible. Warren Fitzgerald is a great guitar player though, and a freak of nature.

smoking sucks
it's true. I smoked a cigarette last night and it was bad. dont smoke kids, it'll make you gay and your dick will stop working. if you're a girl it'll turn you into a lumberjack.

I'm Fat
I've decided to boycott sugar. I swear to Jesus sugar is addictive. it's hard to quit eating it. Coca Cola Classic is evil as well. harder to quit than alchohol ... you don't have the opportunity to buy beer every fifty feet now do you? nay.

There should be a website dedicated solely to video clips of stuff blowing up
I think that header is pretty self explanatory.

the state was radical
you should go watch about 900 different video clips from the state tv show.

in your eye with key lime pie.