Monday, June 14, 2004

PLEASE FILL US WITH DICKS!!!

That's right ladies and gentleman ... the Olsen twins have turned 18. Now we can all start taking bets about when the first Olsen twin sex tape will emerge. Personally I think both of these dumb hoes are a little weird looking, a lot skanky and it's probably a fair assumption to say they're a couple of bitchy, spoiled, cunts ... But, if you're the kind of dumbass who sits around waiting for a couple of girls who got famous for being on Full House to turn 18 when you know damn well you'll never have a snowballs chance in hell with either of them, personality probably doesn't matter.

They should have an E! true hollywood story about this event. they can call it "From Jailbait to Date Rape: The Olsen Twins on the Tough Life Growing Up as a Rich, Dumb, Blonde, Hollywood Harlots." That's a winner right there.

this has been your totally useless update of the day.

... also while looking for that picture of the olsen twins i found this ... i dont know what it means.