Monday, August 16, 2004

I am the king of the Nacho makers!
here's a random quiz i found. because i'm bored

Age of first kiss: um ... who knows. lets just go with 12

Number of people you've kissed: If you know the actual numerical answer to this one, you should just write, "not enough" instead. Because I have no clue.

French kissing is: Awesome ... especially when my wang is doing the frenching.

The worst kind of kiss is: any kind involving me and a man, an elderly woman or both at the same time.

The best kisser you know: me

The worst kisser you know: babies and dogs

Do you kiss on the first date? who needs to go on a date?

Eyes open or closed? I usually keep one eye opened and one eye closed. It's a "best of both worlds" kind of compromise.

Average number of kisses you get a day: thousands if you count all the ones blown to me from all my adoring fans.

Ever kissed a friend's boyfriend or girlfriend? I once got super drunk and made out with this black girl from Auburn in front of her boyfriend. He didn't get pissed though. That was weird.

The last person you kissed: "Never kiss a hooker"

Best place to be kissed: John Thomas

Do you consider kissing cheating? Unless your significant other is in the room, yes.

The longest you've gone without a kiss: 23 minutes

The kiss you regret most is: The one where I kissed that girl who later told me she used to be a man .... That's also a lie.

Your best kiss: I was in a kissing contest for some radio station where I had to keep kissing this one girl for 3 days so I could win a Dodge Viper. The bitch took the keys and moved to mexico with Burt Lancaster.

Kissing in public is: A real shame.

Tongue rings are: What confused young males get when they want to inconspicuously signal to other males that they like to suck cocks. (I don't know why Adam Paysse used to have a tounge ring ... but he sure gave good head.)

Two girls kissing is: Like Christmas morning ... Except with 4 boobs, 2 vaginas, no garbage to clean up later and no relatives to thank.

Two guys kissing is: Like the last thing only completely the opposite.