Thursday, August 12, 2004

Toilet Seat Covers = Useless

I've known a lot of people in my life who swear by these things, but I honestly don't get it. I mean, seriously, what does a thin ass piece of tissue paper protect you from? If the seat has piss or something on it, its just going to soak right through. If you're scared of something someone else has left there, wipe the seat off ... that's what I do. I think the chances of you catching some disease from a toilet seat are pretty slim. Slim enough that I'm willing to bet that if you ever encounter a somehow disease ridden toilet seat, the stupid toilet seat cover wouldn't help anyway. So, in short, save yourself the trouble of pulling that thing out. It's not doing you any good anyway. They don't have toilet seat covers in China, and there's like a billion people living there. obviously they're unhampered by the health hazards of toilet seats.

Blizzards = Delicious

Mint chocolate chip blizzards are the best. No, really, it's true. That dairy queen over there in Bellevue is a weird place. Totally a bastion of trashyness smack in the middle of the pomposity that is Bellevue. Whatever. I think it's dumb how they turn the blizzards upside down before they hand them to you. It's like, "Yeah, yeah buddy, I've seen it before. Now hand me my damn ice cream so I can get my eat on." Yeah, it's like that.

The Russians have an alien problem
Check this out: Russians claim discovery of ET spaceship wreck.

If you want some more interesting/crazy/weird reading about aliens try here or here. Abovetopsecret.com is hilarious. Hours and hours of hilariousness.

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