Sunday, November 28, 2004

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I wake up each morning and cough uncontrollably, then I blow my nose and 47 pounds of crap comes out. This is all pretty noteworthy seeing as how I WAS SICK 2 WEEKS AGO!!!!!! What the hell?

I'm moving to New York in a couple months. It's all just now starting to sink in that I'm actually going to be expected to move across the country in a tangible number of weeks. This is insane. For some reason though, I can't help but think about how I get to go to Disneyland again in June. That's going to be killer. My New Years resolution this year is going to be to travel way more ... even though I am diametrically opposed to making New Years resolutions.

I've been watching Seinfeld non stop since Thanksgiving. That is seriously the funniest show on television. "It's the most impenitrable lock on the market today. It only has one design flaw ... THE DOOR HAS TO BE CLOSED!!!!"

My abs are getting pretty cut from having a cough for so long. This has happened to me before. I'm still amazed by it.

I need to be richer. I saw a set of bookends in the window of some store last week that were carved to look like eagles heads. I was like, "That's the perfect thing for my eventual future as a rich philanthropist with an extensive collection of smoking jackets." They really were. I also thought the little monkey dressed in a bell hop uniform with the tray held out for paperclips was pretty crucial too. I'm guessing that all of these things cost no less than 8.3 billion dollars a piece. That's the way the world works kids. If you see something that appeals to your more eccentric side, it's bound to cost way more than you could ever hope to afford. That's because white people are bastards.

I still need a new cell phone. I hate when I shop for stuff then decide I should wait around to buy it. That's like dating a really hot girl who's only 17 ... If you catch my drift.

I still haven't played Halo 2 yet. I don't know what I'm waiting around for. Maybe I'll get to that today. The Killing Machine has practice this evening though, so maybe it still wont happen. Go to our website ... It's right here.

Nizzle does not mean Neighbor.