Tuesday, December 21, 2004

People who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.
Well ... It's Tuesday. I guess that means I've got to scrounge around in my brain and come up with something to fill this space with. Obviously I'm all about blogging these days. Woo!

I haven't washed my hair in 3 days. Or maybe it's been 4. I've been showering and just rinsing my hair out really good. It doesn't work so well. I guess I should have prefaced this by saying that I've decided to stop cutting my hair. It looks good if I don't wash it for a day and just let it hang, but it sucks for a day after I wash it, and it sucks if I dont wash it for more than 48 hours. What the hell am I supposed to do. Oh. Right. Get a haircut. Uh, no.

After that election I've really stopped giving a crap about politics. I've still been paying attention to the news, but generally everything is still fucked up and everyone everywhere is still way pissed at eachother. That pretty much wraps it up, right? Osama Bin Laden bought Yukos? What else is new? I've decided that if we want to have the most fully funcioning government possible, we must create a government based around the number 150. It's true. I wont bother explaining.

Yesterday I read the following passage in this article.

A reporter from Echo Moskvy radio station asked a government spokesperson if he knew who is behind Baikal Finance to which he replied: "No, we do not. We are as surprised as everybody else."

"But what if it is Osama Bin Laden?," pressed the reporter.

"I can assure you that he is not," came the reply.

"But you just said you had no idea who is behind it. Either you do or, if you do not, then it could be Bin Laden?," said the reporter before the interview was terminated.

You know the old saying, "You never know if something is true until they come out and deny it." Yeah, well ... It's not true. It would be like some weird spy movie if it was true though, now, wouldn't it? "I DEMAND MY HERUM TO BE FILLED WITH FAT AMERICAN VIRGINS! FROM THE SOUTH! PREFERABLY CHURCH FOLK! ... DO THIS OR I'LL DESTROY THE WORLD! MUAHAHAHAHAHAH! I'M OSAMA BIN LADEN!!!! I HATE CHRISTIANITY AS MUCH AS I HATE INDOOR PLUMBING!!!!"

These people are evil-doers and they'll go on doing evil to everyone who dares tempt the doers of evil to do the evil that they so evilly do. Evil-doers. May God smite them. Now let us pray for white people everywhere.

frankfurter