Thursday, March 17, 2005

Saint Patricks Day in New York
Saint Patricks Day here is just like every other day ... except being piss drunk in public at 10:30am is suddenly acceptable. I got off the train this morning and was almost certain this one drunken moron was going to pinch me because I wasn't wearing green. He was pretty sauced, so it was entirely possible. However, his utter sauced-ness would have made him very easy to punch in the face.

This city really makes me want to punch people in the face. It's not even that it makes me angry ... it's just that there are so many people around all the time that you figure at least some of them deserve to be punched. I mean, right? Right.

Having Mexican food delivered is one of the most amazing things ever. The only thing my neighborhood is missing is a 7-11 ... apparently they dont have those here. I'm also going to open a Taco Del Mar franchise, as I am convinced that it would be the most successful restaurant in all of Brooklyn. Most of the Mexican food in this town BLOWS ... Luckily I've found one decent place and it's only 2 blocks away from my house. I rule.

The Soup Nazi opens up in the spring time. That's soon. I will eat soup every day until he closes. Soup is rad. Get into it.