Sunday, May 29, 2005

The world is so full of patheitic losers it's amazing. I don't even know how or where to begin explaining what happened last night. All i know is that 1) Lance Krall showed up at a party I was at 2) I ended up going to some bar with a huge, huge, huge long line. We skipped said line and entered through the kitchen Goodfellas style. There were hookas all over the place and lots of greasy dirtbags. 3) When I got off the train on my way home the sun was up.

The Young Man's Guide to Successful Living
Remember the 3/10 ratio. Any woman, in any bar in the world, will go home with you after three drinks and ten compliments or ten drinks and three compliments.

Check this out ...
Apparently it's authentic in-house security video from some publishing house in Tokyo. And apparently this purse snatcher dude may never walk again. Um ... Rad? Yes.

This is a 3 day weekend. I go back to work on Tuesday, I go to Disneyland on Wednesday. I rule at life.