The Young Man's Guide to Successful Living- I don't care who you are, you can't pull off Birkenstocks.
- Cowboy hats are for cowboys. If you don't ride a horse to work, you shouldn't be wearing one.
- Though not hard and fast, it's probably a pretty good policy never to wear sandals.
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