Tuesday, July 05, 2005

I havent posted in a week. This is because I am so terribly interesting. (Lazy.) The 4th of July "Hooray America!" holiday weekend was a giant drinking fest. Everywhere I went people were like, "BEER BEER BEER" ... Beer is overrated. It might work quite well as a social lubricant, but it also severely impares your navigation skills when trying to find your way home at 4am from some weird street you've never been on in your life and have no idea where the train is, or, for that matter, which train you're even looking for. It's rough. It's like if you had to be a hostage negotiator in Mexico even though you dont speak spanish. Yeah. That's exactly what it's like. Only it involves a whole lot more walking.

Next time I'll tell you the story about the one legged midget who was using a pringles can as a pegleg.

I'm wearing the same clothes as yesterday. I'm a professional.