Thursday, November 10, 2005

so, washington state passed the smoking ban.

for those of us that use cigarettes to deal with the stress of day to day living, this should offer plenty of relief. i just hope people are really happy with the level of customer service they receive, because i don't know anybody that works in customer service and doesn't smoke religiously. oh, except for those people that died of "lung cancer" or whatever, but they're not really working in customer service anymore, anyway. so, no big deal.

in other news, a recent study shows that the average life expectancy of seattle residents is expected to grow 20 years higher than previous estimates. unfortunately, the study also showed that these 20 years will, in fact be 20 years of being old. they will also be filled with anxiety and stress with no apparent relief in sight.

everyone buy stock in suicide.

the first person that tells me to stop smoking is getting called fat or ugly. very loudly. they may also be "shamed" for going out in public and subjecting everyone else to their horrid appearance.

eff'ing fascists. i'm moving to communist china. at least i can have a cigarette with a shot of whiskey over there.