Monday, December 05, 2005

from the "i can put this on josh's blog but not my own because my mom and nieces read it" department...

i found this penis extender flyer near my school.

the pink letters in the above pic say "KON-DOM"

the ones one the big dick say "ajumma-yong" which mean either "old lady size" or "old lady dragon" if you're being literal. the other size says "agashi-yong" which means "young lady size/dragon".

a young lady loves a fine horse.

this table is of other members of the animal world. the top - "ko-lae" means "whale". 300cm. #4 "so" means "cow". 90 cm. #6 is "mo-gi" - "mosquito" (?!?) and #7 is "mee-gook" - "american".

the final 2 are "il-bon" and "han-gook" - japanese and korean, respectively.

what this says to me is that someone, somewhere, said "hey dudes, we're at the bottom of the penis chain, and i've got JUST THE THING!!!

in the cartoon, the woman is complaining about her husband's "go-chu". literally translated, gochu is "hot pepper" but it's also slang for "wee wee". emphasis on the "wee" i guess.

i love korea.