Tuesday, December 06, 2005

The other day I took a poop that was so long I had to break it up with a hanger so that it would stop plugging up the toilet. I considered calling Kc into the bathroom so she could share my amazement regarding the poo laying flat against the bottom of the bowl, curving upward and sticking 3 inches out of the water, but decided against it. I never knew you could feel both pride and embarrassment at the same time. You can.

Tomorrow I'm going to see Propagandhi.

Kc started work today. She rang up Kristie Alley and Courtney Love--ON HER FIRST DAY. Oh yeah, and some washed up bitch who used to be on 90210. But not that flat faced whore who's related to Ted Turner or whatever. And not that Heather Locklear cunt either. The blonde one. Apparently we live in LA.

I work on the internet. Nothing interesting happens. Except this. And this.