Sunday, July 14, 2002

i am so bored ... B - O - R - E - D. only 5 more hours to go, then i'm set. muahahahahaha. why is my apartment so damned blisteringly hot? i do not get it.

p.s. Dear Television programmers of america: stock car racing, bicycle racing and golf are not spectator sports ... these are not even really sports i dont think. why are they the ONLY thing on tv on a sunday? what the hell? do you really expect people to sit around for 3 hours and watch this crap? no. the only reason people watch it is because they are like me, dont have cable and dont have anything constructive to do in the middle of a sunday. please give me fighting robots, junkyard wars, the simpsons, or a james bond marathon. no more of this old fogey crap. ( i apologize to the old fogeys out there, one day i too will be an old fogey and i will revel in every second of it. i just dont want to be forced prematurely into old fogeyness. )

oh and my mom thinks the word "fellator" is the funniest thing in the world. "i've never heard that used as a noun before." yeah mom, well, i'm a freaking renaissance man.