Monday, July 01, 2002

this is so obvious, but i'll say it anyway
Brian Wilson is a god damned genius. after listening to pet sounds no less than 900 times in the last couple days I have realized that even when I would really like to disagree with most of the population, sometimes I just can't. this really is an excellent record.

I'm just killing time right now before I get to go home. I'm at work. working is pretty lame. I think I'll go watch blue velvet tonight. that movie is too bizarre for words. why was Dennis Hopper huffing helium and dry humping that lady? how the hell did David Lynch convince Dennis Hopper, of all people, to dry hump some woman? weird. I fell asleep last time I watched it so I have no clue about 40% (or maybe more) of that movie.

OK Class
here's a grammar lesson for some of you stupids out there. ok ... ready? good.
there: used in the context of "over there" "look right there" "I'm going there" etc.
their: used in the context of "that is theirs" "this is their house" etc. it shows ownership
they're: short for "they are" like "they're coming with us" or "they're so much less stupid than me because I would have said their just now"
to: as in "go to the store" etc.
too: used in the context of also: "I'm going too" or it can be used like this "I'm too tired" <--- if you put 'to' in there you are a jackass
two: its the number, if you use this in any other sense you are a total dumb ass.
U instead of you: retarded
U R instead of you are: twice as retarded
basically anywhere where you substitute a single letter for a word is just dim witted. you're not being clever, you're being stupid. smarten up there idiot.

p.s. the word retarded is not offensive, lighten up. there used to be a lot worse "official" terms in the past. if we changed the word from retarded to wonderful right now, 50 years from now there would be a lot of people up in arms about the use of such an insensitive term. how about everyone just shuts up and lets the retards be retarded. <-- if that last sentence pissed you off even more, good, thats what it's there for.