Tuesday, August 20, 2002

and now i will vye for my 'most negative person on the planet' award
i'm listening to the amelie soundtrack at work right now and i'm thoroughly enjoying it. maybe that makes me a total queer or something, but you can kiss my ass.

random IM's are fun ...
beans67lo: a fucking legend huh?
agent 367: uh huh
beans67lo: and just how do you plan to do that?
agent 367: dead by 33
agent 367: just like jesus

i kinda want to kill everyone. i'm sure thats 'normal' or something, but i am just really starting to hate everyone on the entire planet. nate can still hang though, he's gets a pass.

uhhh... i was at erik markleys house last night. that was weird. they were trying to save a cat from a tree. markley actually uttered the phrase "sit down or fight me." it was kinda funny, but at the same time, he wasn't saying that to anyone who was there, it was some sort of hypothetical re-enactment or something like that.

hey apryle ... move here already.

nate, you never get pulled over by the cops if you drive a huge retirement chariot like mine. the pimp sled never gets a second look. cops just write it off as grampa jones out for a drive to hit some pedestrians or something.

i invented a charachter last night. for what, who knows, i still invented him. its Dr. Labcoat. he's kinda like mr wizard only his experiments aren't as gay. dr labcoat is going to have merchandise too. you know those t-shirts you can buy that look like tuxedos? yeah, there is going to be a dr. labcoat line of t-shirts that look like lab coats. kristin says i could just make labcoats and sell those ... she obviously just doesnt get it. IT'S A T-SHIRT THAT LOOKS LIKE A LAB COAT!!! duh.