Friday, August 23, 2002

apparently "knock out" is a relative term. my definition is to make someone lose conciousness ... matts, on the other hand, apparently also encompasses the areas of breaking peoples hands on curbs with baseball bats, making fat kids piss their pants and punching dudes in the face at green day concerts, then picking them up, taking them to the medical tent and fixing their face because YOU are the medical guy at the show. rad. there was also the whole "I'm going to start a band called FUCK .. F period U period C period K period. people will be like 'whats that stand for?' and i'll be like 'NOTHING!! it stands for FUCK!!'" brilliant.