Friday, November 15, 2002

do you have a problem with the way i look in these pants?
last night i came home from work and there was yet another rambling message from tasha on my answering machine. tasha is great for those. everyone should get the rambling tasha message. its kinda awesome to come home to. not so much because its just any rambling message, but because it is so totally obvious that tasha did absolutely no preperation before calling and really just wanted to shoot the shit on a few topics so then feels like she should just give you the cliff notes on all the topics in a really one sided rambling way. (was that a run on sentance?) its great. my messages are never that interesting.

i know a girl who is really adorable who cooks really good soup and cornbread and spagetti with meat substitute. her name may or may not be georgia rich.

i still cant put my finger on the jen newton rich, but terry is definately don rich. like the godfather. he's got that quiet intimidating look about him. plus he's bigger than me and he always wears black, so that doesnt hurt. he could pass for italian too, so its all good.

bob ... bob's no frills rich. on task, goal oriented, modest car, the best things, but nothing flashy. i'm seeing a white livingroom set.

blah blah. this is me being stupid.

i hate waking up in the morning. it sucks. i should have just fell asleep when i was in tacoma last night and then just not got up until noon today.

saving private ryan would be way better without that crying old man bullshit. save me the melodrama and give me more knife fights. tom hanks should have just shot that oppum kid in the back of the head the first time he walked in to pick him up. that guy sucks.

"never mind the marmot, man."

dear bill ... give me a raise. i deserve it. look at how awesome i am.

my car is way messed up. is just screeches all the time when i drive it. its the real blower. i should go get it fixed with all the money i dont have. wonderful. does anyone want to buy a 1992 cadillac eldorado? its been described as "beautiful".

Gumby reinforces the slime-dripping diamond.
Pentagon officials deny that George Lucas spanks Aladdin and my mouse.
The user-friendly sculpture in San Francisco is user-friendly.
Timothy Leary is ordered to destroy Bullwinkle.
wanna make one of your own?

my bands new name is milkjuggler ... this told me so.

i'm done.