Wednesday, January 15, 2003

dear tasha
i appreciate your phone call last night, however the information "so, this is my cell phone number" is not sufficient. from that statement alone, i gain nothing. you need to actually SAY your cell phone number. you see, your call did not come up on my caller ID because i was dicking around on the internet. when i am dicking around on the internet, i have no way of knowing if a person calls unless they leave a message because it doesn't come up. um ... so there you go. i do have a way of calling you back though, i'm like macgyver that way. its all about the number 88. muahahahaha.

i'm a nerd.

oh ... i finally saw boondock saints last night. well, most of it -- there were some middle parts i missed. its good. cheesy, but good. cauterizing bullet wounds with a clothes iron; thats stuff they only teach you in badass school ... and the new worst way to die is to be smashed in the head with a toilet. mostly because its humiliating and gross, not necessarily because of how painful or torturous it is.