Monday, August 25, 2003

egad
i just looked at the stats for my website and it seems that 8 or so people have hit my site looking for "south american girls." interesting. not the weirdest thing someone has come here looking for, but all the same, the concept of south american girls is intriguing to me. like, somehow, south american girls are superior to north american girls. so now i have a new scheme to start working on. lets call it "project 'trick kc into moving to brazil'." i'll get her to play on a brazillian soccer team and serve drinks at some american resort for fat white people. its a good plan based soundly on planning and execution. i hear brazillians love the irish.

transversely (is that a word? screw it, i'm running with it) this weekend was a weird "guess who this random person from the past is" kind of weekend. i ran into jason peckman at the show on saturday .. thats kinda rad ... except for the fact that he stole a guitar from me 3 or 4 years ago then dropped off the face of the earth. bastard. then he let some dude we both know who can fellate himself break it. par for the course i guess. he told me he burned his house down and had to move in with his parents again. (ok, maybe i made that up. screw you anyway. you're a moron if you believe half the crap i write in here.) -- then sunday i saw some dude that used to be my manager when i worked at mcdonalds for 3 months, 20 years ago. thats funny. he runs a taco del mar in gig harbor now. how weird is that? its weird. believe me. he hooked it up proper though ... just a silent nod to aknowledge that he knew me and extra card punches and large drinks all around. it was kind of awesome ... well, you know, awesome in that "this will have absolutley no effect on me at all 10 minutes from now" kind of way ... yeah, and i did pour more than half of that large drink in the trash can. thats always fun.

i went and saw howard dean at westlake park last night. can someone please explain to me how the hell hippy bastards with digeridoos and bongos always end up on stage at anything remotely political. attention showerless dumbass: bongos DO NOT make everything better. in fact, they make guys like me want to kick your dirty peacenick ass. anyway ... howard dean says all the right things and probably wont follow through on them if elected, just like everyone else, but he gets pissed and seems way more genuine than most of the soulless assholes running and i'd definately be happier in a country run by him than in the country run by our current soulless asshole. and whats more, i think he was about to make fun of berkenstocks, then stopped himself when he realized half the crowd would have picked up their hemp bags and patchouli oil to go get in their 1986 subaru station wagons and make the drive back to evergreen state college to load up the hooka and listen to phish. god damned hippies.

this post is long. meh, whatever.