Thursday, August 21, 2003

rad ... apryle
i bet no one will ever understand what the hell is going on with her avatar, so i'll just explain it. her name is apryle, my nickname for her is aprycot ... therefore, her avatar is an apricot. bada-bing. there you go.

ok that might have been obvious, but some of the readers out there might not be avid fruit appreciators. uh, yeah.

matt's heretofore unappreciated avatar. :(

now if only nates big scary brother would start blogging so my most genius of all avatars could be appreciated:

you're a real sonofabitch matt ... or dave ... or whatever your name is these days. Julien.

... and tasha ... she is once again too pre-occupied with smashing crotches together at breakneck speeds to be bothered with such pedestrian tasks and blogging. shame on her. she loses 5 olympia scene points for that. and everyone knows olympia scene points are worth way more than regular ones. they're like the american dollar is to the canadian sheckle or whatever it is they use up there in mooselvania.

YOU GET TO DRINK FROM THE FIREHOSE!
"do you pick the red snappah, or what's in the box!"
*"WHAT'S IN THE BOX, WHAT'S IN THE BOX!"*
"What's in the box!"
"ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! YOU'RE SO STUPID!"