Thursday, January 22, 2004

busy as all get out
work is hard. they make you go there every day. how lame is that? pretty lame.

i bought new living room furniture. now i actually have shelves in my living room and a place to put all my cds. too bad my whole apartment is in shambles once again.

or is that A shambles. i hate english.

i bet gregory peck never sat around editing html all day. he was too busy drinking heavily and kicking ass. i went into the wrong profession.

i was chased down by tory o'donnell this morning on my way to work. he was delivering flowers to the university hospital and i was walking to the bus stop down there. it was kind of rad.

it's funny to me that THIS guy delivers flowers for a livng.

last night kc was telling me about people in montana dying of heavy metal poisoning. crazy. i wonder how many heshers wish they could die that way. well heshers, i'm here to please. i'm going to tell you how you too can die of heavy metal poisoning. just head to butte montana and go for a dip in the berkely pit. it's filled with the some of the most toxic water on earth. when the sun shines on it it reflects neon blue and purple and if you leave a shovel soaking in the water over night it will dissolve. no shit. it's basically 25 billion gallons of sulfuric acid. 25 billion is not an exaggeration ... that is the actual number. 3 million gallons of water flow into the pit every day making the water level rise about 25 feet every 9 months. they built a water treatment plant near the pit to keep water flowing into the pit and not OUT of the pit so that it doesnt pollute buttes ground water and kill everyone who lives there. all the same though, if i lived near that thing, i'd move. fuck butte montana.

um, yeah ... that's about it.

howard dean is insane. please elect him president. thank you.