Sunday, May 16, 2004

FIND OUT WHAT TIME THE GOD DAMNED ZOO CLOSES!!!

yes yes, sometimes it's necessary to find out what time the god damned zoo closes. There are few times in life when it is this life threatening, but this is one of those times. you see, i MUST go there today to see the otters. otters, my friends, are what make the world go 'round.

maybe i can get one of those chocolate covered frozen banannas. those things are always more disappointing than they seem to be at the time of purchase. You think it's going to be all banana-ey and chocolatey, but it's not. It's more like a big hunk of gross colored, dick shaped, inpenetrable, ice.

"CAN WE GO?!"

"MAYBE!"

... true dreams, of wichita.

It's awesome when you work lame lyrics from random bands into blogs ... because i get it, but no one else will, but that doesn't matter because someday 40 years from now they'll hear that line in a song and think back to this very moment and be like, "Oh shit ... that's what he was talking about. that's weird." At THAT moment, i'll be taming a yack and making him my butler.

in your face chicken face.