Tuesday, August 17, 2004

Name Changes
Last night I had an epiphany: I realized there may be a better name for the band I am doing right now.

Abraham Lincoln Killing Machine, obviously, is a magnificent name. Better than 90% of other band names, easy. It's just the right amount scary, just the right amount weird and just the right amount funny. The problem I have come to recently is this: I've thought of an equally if not more awesome band name.

So when my super party punk rock band starts playing shows, sure, maybe you'll be going to see a band called Abraham Lincoln Killing Machine, but chances are just as good that you'll be going to see a band called Miller and the High Life.

Plus, if we decide that is what this band should henceforth be named, there's a pretty good chance we'll get sponsored by Miller if we ever tour and that means lots and lots of free beer.

It's just too bad Miller High Life sucks. Maybe we should call ourselves Pike and the Kilt Lifters.

Nah, that sounds mad gay.