Tuesday, January 04, 2005

Last year I was an idiot and passed up the chance to buy a really awesome wool coat. I was like, "Dude, I have a coat. It doesn't get THAT cold in Washington regularly enough to justify blowing all this money right now." That made sense, but now I find myself a year later on the brink of moving to cold-as-all-hell New York and I'm KICKING MYSELF for not buying that damn thing when I had the chance.

But not to worry. I just found it online and bought it. Well ... I think it's the same one. If not, I'm going to have to do some really convincing lying at Macys to get them to take it back.

I've decided "The Bon" will heretofore be referred to by me as Macys. They bought them out, it's going to end up that way eventually, let's all just stop kidding ourselves. K? It's not like anyone shops at The Bon anyway. That's because The Bon blows mad dicks and Nordstrom is always within 100 feet of it and is a million times better. It's true. The Bon sucks. Nordstrom rules. Just go into both stores and count the "hot chicks" or "bimbos" as I sometimes like to call them. There's way more of them in Nordstrom. Always. Plus, the Nordstrom Cafe rules. Best Chicken Caesar salad I've been able to find in this whole city.