Friday, May 13, 2005

NOW WITH 20% LESS ANAL LEAKAGE!
So here's a quick recap of the last few days. I know you've just been rapt with anticipation.

On Wendesday I went to see some panel of dudes (and dudette) speak about "family." It was put on by Topic magazine and, most notably, David Cross was on this panel. The summary is this: We got seated in the press section because a woman I work with is the Queen of all scammers. The whole thing was sponsored by Stella, so we all drank free beers. Some dude tried to make us all move because he wanted to arrange it so some girl could sit there. One of my other co-workers girlfriends told him to fuck himself. I was just drunk enough that I really wanted to punch this guy. I didn't. Had said co-workers girlfriend not gotten so hostile with him, I probably would have shoved him onto the floor. It would have been realy funny. I had a posse, he did not. I weigh close to 200 pounds, he would probably barely crack 150 if he was soaking wet and wearing Timberlands. Game, set, match; My team.

Yesterday I went to Washington DC. I had to evaluate some new publishing system for work. It was interesting. I am extremely jealous of Washingtons subway system. It is extremely clean and unbelievably efficient. New York's; not so much. The Washington Post office I had to go to is actually in Arlington. Being there was the first time I've seen a parking lot in months. On the one hand it was very refreshing. On the other, it looked amazingly like Bellevue and reminded me why the suburbs suck. However, the Wendys right by my office doesn't have the new Mozarrella Chicken Supreme, but the one across the street from the Post offices most certainly does. Ummmm .... yeah. Though I really don't want to live there, I think I might just go back and visit sometimes ... at least for the highly superior transportation and fast food accomidations.

I took a bunch of pictures with my digital camera over the last couple days. I was going to post them. I forgot my camera cable so i cant get my pictures off my camera. Maybe I'll do that later. Then again maybe I'll just lose interest and not do it at all. Whatever.

Supposedly I'm in a band again. I've been playing guitar here and there and I really want to get all my musical equipment out of my house. I think I'm going to make this band sound like a cross between Belle and Sebastian and Burnt by the Sun. It'll be amazing. "Get me away from here I'm dying. I want to burn you alive."

Now here's a picture of Johnny Carson