Monday, August 08, 2005

I went and saw the Wedding Crashers this weekend. It was pretty hilarious. I recommend going and seeing it. Even though the plot is completely ludicrous and the way the movie unfolds in the last 20-30 minutes would never happen in a million billion years, even if Jerry Springer were dictator of the universe and we all lived in trailer parks and lying was considered polite. No way. Who really cares though? Funny is funny.

It's also worth noting that they managed to throw a whole bunch of boobs into this movie for no reason at all, right at the beginning and then not at all throughout the whole rest of the movie. That's weird. The casting call for the boob girls must have gone something like this:

Casting Director: Hello large breasted woman.
Large Breasted Woman: Hello casting director.
Casting Director: Are you willing to show your tits and let either Owen Wilson or Vince Vaughn fall on you?
Large Breasted Woman: Absolutely.
Casting Director: It's a seconds-long, non-speaking role, you're still ok with that?
Large Breasted Woman: That's fine. My tits are the only part of me that can act anyway.
Casting Director: Great, you'll be in the credits as 'titty girl #4'. NEXT!

I also went and saw Broken Flowers this weekend. It was weird. If you didn't really like Lost in Translation (people told me they didn't like it ... I don't get it), you'll probably hate this movie. The whole thing is paced really weird and asks a lot of questions that you're expecting to get answered, but then they don't. You leave the theater like, "AAARRRRGHH!!! What the shit!?!?!!?!" You basically sit there thinking you know the whole point of the movie, and then at the very end you realize it was making a completely different one. The soundtrack is also amazing. I'm actually going to publish this post and go buy it off Amazon right now.

(p.s. Blogger: Your new image upload system sucks ass for people like me who actually know how to work a fucking computer. Giving morons an easy way to do this stuff is fine and dandy, but don't force me to use safety scissors when I'm used to using exacto knives ... K? Thanks.)