Tuesday, July 16, 2002

jen newton
no, we're not talking about slim and trim men, we are talking about childmolester looking, weird in mcdonalds, bubble butted men. seriously it was a bad scene. and he was so wearing womens pants that were meant to show off a womans shapely ass, only they were doing nothing but greatly magnifying the weirdness of this weird bubble butted man. there was some biker type dude there too who saw this whole thing unfold and he gave that sort of shrugged shouldlers, "i dont know what to tell you" look. i think everyone there was in a silent consensus that this man was quite possibly the single most disgusting human specimen within a 30 mile radius. it was like he had a beach ball under there wrapped in a pair of really ratty looking womens pants. womens pants from like 1986. like he bought them back then and has been wearing them ever since. i think his kid was like 13 and he was drooling profusely too if that is worth anything to you. these people must have been inbreeders. never go to the mcdonalds on 45th and stone way. that place is bad bad news. there was even a little fat boy in there in a pair of overalls and an emmit smith jersey trying to buy as much food as possible with a dollar and 19 cents and he was totally shaped like a snowman. lets just say he could afford to miss a few meals.

wow i just wrote a lot. my spontaneous sunday excursions down the street to mcdonalds are interesting. in my own defense, i only went there because my car had no gas in it and i was too poor to buy both gas and food at the same time. so there you go.