Tuesday, December 16, 2003

today = not awesome
the not awesomeness really started last night. i came home from work in a state of "wicked tired" and promptly passed out for a good 3 hours. then i woke up at like 10:30 or 11 ready to go out and take on the day. the day in question was, however, still about 7 hours away. so i stayed up all night. so basically i've slept about 9 of the past 72 hours. awesome.

so, as if tiredness isnt enough, today seems to be "technology revolts against josh day." how fun! right about now i'm really wishing i had followed through on my idea to get a mini-fridge for my office so that i could fill it with beer. thats right kids ... there is no problem so big that it can't be buried with alchohol. (i kid, i kid ... hard drugs work way faster. ba dum bum.)

isn't it awesome how i provide my own drum fills? yeah, it is.

jacob hoffman got alchohol poisioning sunday night. this is funny to me because he works at a daycare. jacob does not believe that children are our future. he actually thinks we will all be overthrown by gophers and their giant mecha-gopher death squads. he also does lots of psychotropic drugs.

that was EVM psychotropic drug reference number 947 for all of you keeping score at home.

me and adam are going to visit everyones favorite fake-irish, french-canadian, future-korean, sean o'leary on sunday. we're going to tear vancouver bc down brick by brick. sean is like bizzaro superman if bizzaro superman whaled at guitar and lacked all that retardedness. bizzaro superman was, after all, just a thinly veiled retard stereo-type.

"I was up eighty-nine hundred dollars. next thing i know, i'm blowin' a guy for a sandwich"
dave attel is still great.