Sunday, May 16, 2004

who do you think would win in a fight between a bear and a baby duck?
well, i now know the answer to this question, and you know what? my original hypothesis was correct. A bear totally beats a duck when pitted head to head in a 4 foot pool of water.

That's right, at the zoo today i saw the most brutal thing ever. first, one bear was over in the corner digging around all crazy like, and someone informed the group of a few adults and about 500 random kids that the bear was apparently trying to get at a bunch of ducklings. at some point the mother duck and one duckling escaped to the 4 foot pool right in front of the windows where we were all standing. thats when the other bear jumped in the water and smashed the duckling up against the glass, then bit its legs off, then chomped down on and swallowed it almost whole. There are going to be a lot of disturbed kids at home this evening.

then there were the monkees. the monkees were bummed. I think the arangutan should become my sidekick. he seemed like a pretty smart monkey.

street fairs are stupid. they ruin everything and invite the unwanted "street fair goer" element into our neighborhoods. they should have events like that no more than once a year and always confined in a place that is traditionally lame ... That's why the people at Seattle Center created Bumbershoot. The university district should be too good for that kind of stupid crap. I guess not.

shimmy shimmy yah, shimmy yeah shimmy yay. Give me the mic so I can take it away. Off on a natural course, bon voyage.

boo yeah. What's another word for pirate treasure? I'd say it's booty.