Tuesday, December 07, 2004

I'm wide open on the freeway, my pager broke my vibe, 'cause a junky is a junky three-sixty-five
Yesterday I walked all the way home from the bus stop at 520 and Montlake. That's a long ass way. It took me about 45 minutes. Not too shabby considering a huge part of it is up hill and it's probably a 2 mile walk. I'm going to start doing that every day that it's not pouring down rain. It only takes like 10 minutes longer than waiting around for, and riding, the bus. Plus you don't have to sit next to fat stinky retards, listen to skanks fight with their boyfriends on the phone or stress out about how you've sat at the same stop light waiting to turn left for 25 minutes. Riding the bus still beats driving. Walking will skinny me up though. That's important considering I'm wicked fat now.

Today we commemorate the birth of a fine, upstanding citizen by the name of ("The Beast") William Baker ... aka Bill "The Saturator" Baker. Yeah, I don't know where any of those nicknames came from. We're going to feast on pizza as celebration. If you'd like to hear the sweet sounds of Bill's singing voice, you can listen to the demo of the band we were both in. Granted, Bill started the band and I was only in it for about 15 minutes ... but whatever.

Whole Foods
Whole Foods is a weird store. I've been in there a million times, but I've never really paid much attention to it. Whole Foods is crazy. I was in there last night doing some grocery shopping, listening to Hole (of all bands) on the PA system and trying to decide between 2 different brands of organic instant cous cous, when I realized this was not an average grocery store. Far from it. It's like they're trying to appeal specifically to the young, urban, hip, health concious crowd. I guess it works though. I was like, "HOLY GOD! Look at all these steaks!" (there were like 400 different varieties of good steaks) and then 5 minutes later I was like, "HOLY CRAP! How many different kinds of Soy Milk and Organic Cereal can one store have?" I'm going to go ahead and bet that Whole Foods wont exist in ten years. There's no way you can have a store that sells that much quality stuff and stay in business. Safeway and Albertsons, with all their crappy food and those dumb cards they use to track your every purchase, will eventually smother them. Stock up on specialty, organic, designer coffee now kids!

Oh yeah ... George Bush is still a fuckbag.