Monday, May 16, 2005

The Young Man's Guide to Successful Living
Contrary to popular belief, politicians don't lie all the time. Just when their mouths are open.

Now guess what ...

PICTURE POST!!!!!

I took this at the Metropolitan Museum of Art. I have about 9000 other images from that trip too, but I don't feel like cropping all of them and putting them up. Come over and ask me to show them to you sometime. The Met is amazing ... It's one of the things that totally makes up for the fact that day-to-day living in New York totally sucks.

Betcha can't guess where I took this.

Jay Leno on how to look like a creep and pull it.

I went to Washington DC last week. I took this while sitting on the runway waiting to take off. Mecca interesting eh?

This is what Washington DC's subway looks like. The one in New York looks like the inside of a rectum ... er, should that be colon? Either way, it's covered in shit.

This is what the future looked like in the 70's. I'm down.

This is just random ... but what the hell?

Garth is not a fan of the flash photography.

He is a large format cat. Yes, he has indeed developed breasts. He also eats plastic. He's a real brainiac ... But we all know the best animals are fat and stupid. That's why God invented cheese burgers. Which, by the way, are delicious. Evil, yes, but delicious.