Thursday, June 09, 2005

In the winter, it's colder than a witches titty. In the summer, it's hotter than a wizard's dick.
I don't know what the deal is with the weather here. It is, in a word, miserable. I am currently preparing for work by sitting in front of a fan in my underwear thinking about how sweet it's going to be when I take a cold shower so as to escape this unbelievable humidity. I would venture to guess that it is stickier here than in Hawaii, and just about as hot. Add 8 million people, garbage and a metric fuckton of concrete and you have yourself summer in New York in a nutshell.

I was just perousing Weather.com and doing some comparing and contrasting. When I got off the plane in Orange County I was surprised to find that it was a lot cooler and less humid there than it had been here. The weird thing, though, is that the humidity there is supposedly higher ... That's not what my armpits are telling me! Maybe it has something to do with the high temperature in SoCal being in the low to mid 70's and the high temp here being in the low to mid 80's. It's actually hotter in Brooklyn right this very second (8:30am-ish) than it will be in Anaheim all day long.

I seriously believe that New York was created simply to confuse me.

Did I mention that I went to Seal Beach with my good friend Doug Slayer while I was in California and sunburned the living shiz out of my shins? yeah ... just my shins. They're like fire engine red now. It's amazing. I didnt wear sunblock at all, but it seems my face and arms didn't mind ... only my legs did. It was super windy so we didnt go swimming or anything, and it's not like I was trying to get a tan so the end result: funny looking legs. Having sunburned shins is one of the least badass sunburns you can ever have.

Here's how Kc's big fat Himalayan cat is dealing with this hot weather:

yep ... he's straight up naked. And, yeah, fat. Incase you're wondering, yes, I shaved him like that because it's funny. Garth has boobs.

p.s. Google Maps is just about the coolest thing ever.