Thursday, August 05, 2004

S.S.D.D.
This morning I went to Starbucks and bought a latte. This officially makes me yuppie scum. Ah well.

I found a good article about peak oil on google news this morning. You can read it right here. The concept of peak oil fascinates me ... That's cos I'm a nerd. People should ride the bus. The bus rules. I don't know why more people don't use it. It's super cheap, if you buy a monthly pass it's even cheaper, you get to read and listen to music, what's not to like? People say that Metro sucks in Seattle, but you know what? If more people used it and it got so overcrowded and over used, the city would have no other option but to expand service. Metro, making more money off increased ridership, could then pay for expansion and we'd all have a better bus system. It's supply and demand. Duh! So get on the bus fuckers. It's entertaining as all hell, what with all the crazies and ugly people on there. It's like a limousine for poor people!

What is the proper way to spell the shorthand version of "because." I used to type "cause" but that's already a word that means something completely different. Maybe if I put an apostrophe in front of it, it would be better, 'cause. Nah, not really. "Cos" is popular, but I feel like I'm trying to be a punk rocker from 1977 or something. "Cuz" is just stupid. So what's the best thing to do? Just write "because" all the time? That sucks. I'm going to start using "ckuzz". That's mass original.

I went and saw Harold and Kumar go to Whitecastle last night. That movie is freaking hilarious. It looks like it's going to be total crap from the trailer, but, man, is that movie funny. This trailer pretty much sums up the entire movie, though this isn't actually IN the movie. Just go see it. Seriously, you'll laugh your ass off. It's all potty humor and dick jokes. "Hey! I trim my nose hair with those scissors!" "Really, man? I've been trimming the hair on my ass with them for the last 6 months."

Don't fake the funk on a nasty dunk.